NEW DANCE: LEGO MAN

This night was dwindiling down to its demise like every other, brushing teeth, washing face, trimming nose hair, and peeing. I then, through some freak accidental firing of neurons in my brain that I can only imagine looked like the end scene in Speed 2, came into discovering a new dance, the lego man. Think about it. Up next making a dance step mat, so the everyday person can learn.   

Hand Soap

I'm going to share today something with which the world has never seen. Hand Soap. It's my hand, but soap, and with a pleasant lemongrass scent. Version .01beta has been in use at the 1208 S Roosevelt household for approximately a month now and has been well received. The hand is good; it sanitizes, moisturizes, and also manages to bring a long needed humanist aspect to the world of soap. There has been used by a handful of people that has come into contact with the hand, and all have been very pleased. Next step mass production, at least on an arts and craft movement scale. Up next hand soap soap dish. 

I'm Going to Blow Your Mind

The Return of Batman and Robin

Anticipate
Delegate
Interesting updates
Mind Plasticity
Enhanced Mobility
Hand Hand Soaps
Names for Names of Kids, not mine
Adversely Diversified Adjectives
Pompous Pronouns
Photoshop mockery
Fake beards
Fake Foes
Time Capsules
Capuletes
Hamlet 2000
Hamlet 3001 Space Odyssey
Tuperware Tumbleweeds
The Krispy Universe/Multiverse Theory
Pizza Competition
Creatine
Folk Music
Oceanic Structuralism
and a vacation

The blog will resume, after a vacation